Join A Church 4
Subject: Why join a phony-baloney Christian church!
Thinking about joining a Christian church? Better think twice.
You might be better off buying a puppy … and teaching it to howl at the moon with you.
Better yet … start your own church … 40+ thousand other denominations did it!
It’s easy. Sell your own miracles to make loads of money.
Stuck for a church name? Choose something catchy like … Bright Moon-Howl Church.
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