Join A Church 5
Subject: Why are there over 40 thousand cunning Christian churches!
Thinking about joining a Christian church? Better check it out really good.
You might be better off buying a puppy … and teaching it to howl at the moon with you.
Better yet … you can start your own church … 40+ thousand other denominations did it!
It’s easy. Then … sell your own miracles to make loads of money from gullible lemmings.
Stuck for a church name? Choose something catchy like … Big Howling-Moon Church.
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