Join A Church 5

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Subject: Why are there over 40 thousand cunning Christian churches!

Thinking about joining a Christian church? Better check it out really good.

You might be better off buying a puppy … and teaching it to howl at the moon with you.

Better yet … you can start your own church … 40+ thousand other denominations did it!

It’s easy. Then … sell your own miracles to make loads of money from gullible lemmings.

Stuck for a church name? Choose something catchy like … Big Howling-Moon Church.

Instead of the usual phony-hype … get your theology on track with this digital book: Three Stages of Jesus. (or … Print book version: Three Stage Evolution )

 

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